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Cut the drained artichoke hearts into rough chunks.
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Press out all extra water from your thawed spinach using a dishtowel, paper towels, or push through a colander with a wooden spoon.
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Put your soft cheese in a big microwave-safe bowl and heat it in two 30-second bursts until it's nice and soft. Stir until smooth.
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Toss in all other stuff and stir gently until mixed. Don't overdo the stirring - you want the spinach and artichokes to keep their chunky texture.
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Pop the mixture back in the microwave until it's as hot as you like. Add more salt and pepper if needed.
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Eat it while warm or cooled down with some crunchy crackers, fresh veggie sticks, or chips.